I miss my best friend so much. Things are.. Broken between us. It’s gonna take time, and there is no shortage of effort being expended, but I miss her more than my delinquent vocabulary could ever hope to possibly express.

(via madameprovocateur)

how to give an awful handjob

reignyreigny:

unfrozen-cavewoman:

listinthings:

  • be unaware of where the penis is
  • scream into the penis
  • use the back of your hand
  • slap the penis and call it “buddy”
  • condescend to the penis
  • set your hand on fire

This made me laugh. I dated a guy who said women just shouldn’t give hand jobs. That women have no idea what they are doing. Fine with me..on you go..here’s some Kleenex.

hahaha DEAD.

Underlined For Your Protection: 6 Ways To Treat A Lady

derekzane:


I don’t claim to be an expert in women or relationships. But I, like most people, have my opinions on how things are supposed to be. I have compiled a simple list of things I think men should do when it comes to women. Some of these may seem obvious (especially to you ladies) but you’d be…

Valid, solid opinions.

(via reignyreigny)

juliasegal: how to get a lady to notice u 101

juliasegal:

how to get a lady to notice u 101

(Source: theclearlydope)

pennyfournasa: As many of you have probably heard by now, Cosmos is coming back to television.  FOX has just announced that, sometime in 2014, Cosmos: A Space-Time Odyssey, will hit the airwaves.  This time, the series will be hosted by Neil deGrasse Tyson, working with original creators Ann Druyan and Steven Soter with Seth MacFarlane of Family Guy fame producing.  While MacFarlane may seem like an odd fit, he is actually a personal friend of Ann Druyan, a childhood fan of Cosmos: A Personal Voyage, and an advocate of space travel.  He also personally provided the funding to have 800 boxes of Sagan’s notes and letters preserved in the Library of Congress.  It was through MacFarlane’s clout with FOX Network that Druyan was able to meet the network heads and get the series approved.The aim of the show, much like the original series, will be to introduce a general audience to the wonders of science.  Tyson has stated that his intention is not to teach textbook science, which won’t stick with many people after the show, but to present science in a way that has meaning and that can influence the audience’s conduct in their everyday life.  And, rest assured, he has confirmed that “vehicles of storytelling” in the same vein as Sagan’s Spaceship of the Imagination will be used.Read more about the announcement: http://goo.gl/KvsGc

pennyfournasa:

As many of you have probably heard by now, Cosmos is coming back to television.  FOX has just announced that, sometime in 2014, Cosmos: A Space-Time Odyssey, will hit the airwaves.  This time, the series will be hosted by Neil deGrasse Tyson, working with original creators Ann Druyan and Steven Soter with Seth MacFarlane of Family Guy fame producing.  While MacFarlane may seem like an odd fit, he is actually a personal friend of Ann Druyan, a childhood fan of Cosmos: A Personal Voyage, and an advocate of space travel.  He also personally provided the funding to have 800 boxes of Sagan’s notes and letters preserved in the Library of Congress.  It was through MacFarlane’s clout with FOX Network that Druyan was able to meet the network heads and get the series approved.

The aim of the show, much like the original series, will be to introduce a general audience to the wonders of science.  Tyson has stated that his intention is not to teach textbook science, which won’t stick with many people after the show, but to present science in a way that has meaning and that can influence the audience’s conduct in their everyday life.  And, rest assured, he has confirmed that “vehicles of storytelling” in the same vein as Sagan’s Spaceship of the Imagination will be used.

Read more about the announcement: http://goo.gl/KvsGc

(via reignyreigny)

flubby:  

flubby:

 

dayglobetty:

This gif set will never get old, ever.

(Source: nadiapls, via owlberta)

nevver:

Moore, Oklahoma

So sad.

(Source: Laughing Squid, via 8oh5)

I need you. Desire you. Crave you.

(Source: jcapislove, via scifi-ing)

scifi-ing: Tonight was fantastic. Great hockey game, my two favourite actors together in one amazingly nerdy movie and now, GoT time. Thank god for long weekends so I can sleep lots tomorrow. Anyways, my face is weirdly excited I think, so I decided to share it! Gorgeous.

scifi-ing:

Tonight was fantastic. Great hockey game, my two favourite actors together in one amazingly nerdy movie and now, GoT time. Thank god for long weekends so I can sleep lots tomorrow.

Anyways, my face is weirdly excited I think, so I decided to share it!

Gorgeous.
teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via wraparoundcurl)

nevver: Sometimes

nevver:

Sometimes